Three mice are in a bar talking about how tough each one of them is. The first mouse takes shot of whiskey and says, "I'm so tough, I trip mouse traps and bench press the bar." The second mouse takes a shot of whiskey and says, "I'm so tough, I take 'D-CON' and I roll it up and smoke it." The third mouse takes his shot of liquor and proceeds to leave the bar. The other two ask where he's going. He replies, "I'm going home to screw the cat!"


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