What is a cat?
- Cats do what they want. - They rarely listen to you. - They are totally 
unpredictable. - When you want to play, they want to be alone. - When you 
want to be alone, they want to play. - They expect you to cater to their 
every whim. - They are moody. - They leave hair everywhere. - They drive 
you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats."

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What is a dog?
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of 
furniture in the house. - They can hear a package of food opening half 
a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room. - 
They growl when they are not happy. - When you want to play, they want 
to play. - When you want to be alone, they want to play. - They are 
great at begging. - They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
 - They leave their toys everywhere. - They do disgusting things with 
their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.











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