THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK....... BUT CAN'T!
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
* I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
* I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
I like you.  You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Errors have been made.  Others will be blamed.
Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done.
* I have plenty of talent and vision.  I just don't give a damn.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Thank you.  We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
What am I?  Flypaper for freaks!?
* Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office.  It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
** If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.











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