It's been a hard year in the jungle, so when these two cannibals finally catch this one missionary they have a discussion about how they are going to each receive fair share. They finally reach the conclusion that they will start on opposite ends and met in the middle. After engaging in the meal the one cannibal ask the other: "How you doing down there?" Second cannibal replies: "I having a ball!" "No, no!" screamed the first cannibal, "you are eating too fast!"