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How career's end...

  • Lawyers are disbarred.
  • Ministers are defrocked.
  • Electricians are delighted.
  • Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.
  • Drunks are distilled.
  • Alpine climbers are dismounted.
  • Piano tuners are unstrung.
  • Orchestra leaders are disbanded.
  • Artists' models are deposed.
  • Cooks are deranged.
  • Dressmakers are unbiased.
  • Nudists are redressed.
  • Office clerks are defiled.
  • Mediums are dispirited.
  • Programmers are decoded.
  • Accountants are discredited.
  • Holy people are disgraced.
  • Pastry chefs are deserted.
  • Perfume makers are dissented.
  • Butterfly collectors are debugged.
  • Students are degraded.
  • Electricians are refused.
  • Bodybuilders are rebuffed.
  • Underwear models are debriefed
  • Painters are discolored.
  • Spinsters are dismissed.
  • Judges are disappointed.
  • Vegas dealers are discarded.
  • Mathematicians are discounted.
  • Tree surgeons disembark.





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