Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said " I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday-she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped".--His buddy said " I have an idea-why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it-she'll probably be thrilled". So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"- "Yes, I did" said the fellow. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"