Bumper Stickers:

The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks
wandered in the desert for 40 years
UNPRESIDENTED!
Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think
If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us
Candidates
What popular vote?
I voted - Didn't matter
My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this
lousy President
Disney gave us Mickey, Florida's giving us Dumbo
DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE...
LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU
Who is this Chad guy and why is he pregnant.
Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves
counting.
Now do you understand the importance of user-testing?
One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER
IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES
The election can't be broken. We just fixed it.
Banana Republicans
George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had











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