Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the reptile house at the Bronx
Zoo and there were snakes slithering all over the place.
Frantically, the keeper tried everything, but he could not get them back
in their cages. 
Finally he yelled to his co-worker, "Quick, call a lawyer!"
The co-worker responded, "A lawyer? Why??"
The zookeeper barked back, "We need someone who speaks their language!"











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