Once there was a blonde who got DARNED sick and tired of those jokes mocking blondes for a low I.Q.

She therefore resolved to prove that blonds could be as smart as anyone else. She spent several weeks studiously peering at a map...

The next time some one attempted to tell a Blonde Joke, she riposted "Well, I'm a blonde and I'm NOT stupid! I'll have you know I've memorized the Capitals of every state in the union!"

"So what's the capital of Vermont?" inquired a sceptic.

The blonde giggled: "That's easy! 'V' ........"