What should be the official name for Bill & Hillary Clinton's 
New York abode? There were lots of possibilities, according 
to the creative audience of The Jayne Carroll Show, a political 
talk radio program which airs daily in the Portland, Oregon, 
metropolitan area. Carroll asked her audience to come up 
with an official name for the Clinton $1.7 million house in 
Chappaqua, New York. Some names nominated for the Clinton's 
new home included:
Perjurers' Palace
Hillbilly Villa
The House of Bill's Repute
Drawers Downs
Cheatem Estates
Sin Simeon
The Knee Pad
The White Trash House
The Blight House
The Panderosa Liars' Lair
Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
The Clinton Compost
Dogpatch on the Hudson
The Hen House
The Out House
The Love Shack
The House of Seven Felonies
But the clear, hands-down winner was . . . DISGRACELAND











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