A man who worked for a fire station came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole and bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks. From now on we're going to run this house the samy way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump inot bed, and when I say Bell 3, we're going to screw all night. The next night he came home from work and yelled, Bell 1 and his wife took off her clothes, bell 2 and his wife jumped into bed, Bell 3 and they began to screw.
After 2 minutes his wife yelled, Bell 4. What this 4, husband says. More hose, she replied, You're nowwhere near the fire


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