Anti-Body               against everyone
Artery                  study of paintings
Bacteria                back door to a cafeteria
Barium                  what to do when treatment fails
Bowel                   letters lik A E I O or U
Caesarean Section       a district in Rome
Cardiology              advanced study of poker playing
Cat Scan                searching for ones lost kitty
Cauterize               made eye contact with her
Colic                   sheep dog
Coma                    punctuation mark
Congenital              friendly
D & C                   where Washington is
Dilate                  to live long
Enema                   not a friend
Fester                  quicker
Genes                   blue denim slacks
Genital                 non-Jewish
Hangnail                coat hook
Hemorrhoid              a male From outer space
Herpes                  what women do in the Ladies Room
Hormones                what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
Impotent                distinguished, well known
Inpatient               tired of waiting
Labor Pain              hurt at work Medical
Staff                   a doctor's cane
Minor Operation         coal digging
Morbid                  a higher bid
Nitrate                 cheaper than the Day Rate
Node                    was aware of Organic organ repairman
Outpatient              a person who has fainted
Paralyze                Two far-fetched stories
Paramedics              Twin medicos
Pharmacist              person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Post-Operative          letter carrier
Protein                 In favor of young people
Recovery Room           place to upholster furniture
Rectum                  what happened to the Corvette
Rheumatic               amorous
Saline                  where you go on your boyfriend's boat
Secretion               hiding something
Tablet                  a small table
Terminal Illness        getting sick at the airport
Tibia                   country in North Africa
Tumor                   an extra pair
Urine                   opposite of You're Out
Varicose                nearby
Vein                    conceited