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- Q: What's the title of Hillary Clinton's new book?
- "It Takes a Village - To Keep My Husband Happy."
- Q: What did Clinton's dog Buddy say to him on hearing about Zippergate?
- Do they serve Alpo in prison?
- Q: Why does Clinton invite so many women into the Oval Office?
- To show them the executive branch.
- Q: What did Clinton say when presented with the abortion bill?
- "Pay it."
- Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?
- "I'll be home in twenty minutes!"
- Said on the radio: "Well, I believe that our president should focus more on the no-fly zone... NOT the drop-fly zone!"
- Clinton hasn't been seen lately. He's been out looking for the real adulterer.
- Clinton didn't tell Monica to lie in her disposition. He told her to lie in that position.
- Most people worry about getting AIDS from sex. The president worries about getting sex from aides.
- Next week, the president will deliver his state of the uterus address.
- Clinton, Newt Gingrich, and Dan Quayle are swept up in a tornado and land in the Emerald City. The great Wizard grants them each a wish. Gingrich says, "If I only had a heart." Quayle says, "If I only had a brain." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"
- Finally, this one e-mailed to us from Hal Hersh, one of the few people willing to take credit: "How can Hillary be the first lady? She's lucky if she's the 50th!"
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