The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail
     Satan".
     I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
     There are plenty of businesses like show business.
     I will not re-transmit without the express
     permission of Major League Baseball.
     Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
     I will not waste chalk.
     I will not skateboard in the halls.
     I will not instigate revolution.
     I will not draw naked ladies in class.
     I did not see Elvis.
     I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
     Garlic gum is not funny.
     They are laughing at me, not with me.
     I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
     I will not encourage others to fly.
     I will not fake my way through life.
     Tar is not a plaything.
     I will not Xerox my butt.
     It's potato, not potatoe.
     I will not trade pants with others.
     I am not a 32 year old woman.
     I will not do that thing with my tongue.
     I will not drive the principal's car.
     I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
     I will not sell school property.
     I will not burp in class.
     I will not cut corners.
     I will not get very far with this attitude.
     I will not belch the National Anthem.
     I will not sell land in Florida.
     I will not grease the monkey bars.
     I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
     I will not do anything bad ever again.
     I will not show off.
     I will not sleep through my education.
     I am not a dentist.
     Spitwads are not free speech.
     Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
     High explosives and school don't mix.
     I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
     I will not squeak chalk.
     I will finish what I sta
     "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
     Underwear should be worn on the inside.
     The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
     I will not torment the emotionally frail.