A man decides to shoot a round of golf. As all his friends are busy he goes alone. In the clubhouse he is put with a threesome because it is such a busy day. He is grouped with two other men and a beautiful women to golf. After an excellent day on the course the two men excuse themselves. The lady asks him to dinner where the evening progresses better than expected. After dinner they hit a couple nightclubs and become amorous. She askes him to accompany him to her place. Once at her apartment she immediately gives him oral sex which is the best he has ever had. After the interlude she invites him out golfing the next day.

The next day the previous day is repeated, a great round of golf, a good dinner at a fine restaurant, an evening on the town followed by the best oral sex he has ever had.
Again, she invites him golfing the next day.

This routine is repeated over the course of the next few days, almost like clockwork, golf, dinner, dancing, oral sex. Finally, after a week or so the man decides to change the routine. After the golf, dinner, and dancing the couple retire back to her place. When he walks in she is already on her knees ready to complete the evening. The man exclaims tonight I want to be different I want to go all the way. The lady informs him she is not really a women, but a man in drag. The man exclaims "and all this time you have been hitting from the red tees?!?".