As Cassie was getting ready for her vacation, she
had always wanted to travel abroad. She had saved
her money for several years, and finally had enough
for her dream vacation. Until now, she'd never even
been out of the country,  (going to the Grand Canyon
via Fla doesn't count) so naturally she needed a
passport. She went to the Passport Office and asked
what she needed to do to get a passport.
"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the
passport clerk.  "Raise your right hand, please."
Cassie raised her right hand.
"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United
States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?"
Cassie's face turned pale and her voice trembled as
she asked in a small voice,
"What.... all on my own?"











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