The Four Nuns

A busload of nuns is coming back from a retreat and skids off a road, down a mountain. Four of the nuns perish as a result and ascend into heaven. Upon entrance through the pearly gates, St. Peter meets and greets the nuns.

"I have one question for you before you enter the gates of heaven. Please step forward one by one and I will pose this question to each of you. The question will be the same for all four of you. Keep in mind that if you lie, I will be forced to turn you away."

The first nun steps forward. St. Peter asks, "Have you ever touched a penis?"

Pensively the nun replies, "I once touched one with my finger, but I was horribly disgusted and ask for forgiveness and absolution."

St. Peter considers her request and says, "Forgiveness is granted, wash your finger in the holy fountain and enter into heaven."

The second nun approaches. St. Peter asks again, "Have you ever touched a penis?"

The second nun is very quiet then replies, "Once I put my hand on one, but it was a terrible experience and I would hope that the Lord would forgive me for my shortcomings."

St. Peter again thinks over her answer and says, "Forgiveness is granted, wash your hand in the holy fountain and enter into heaven."

As St. Peter ushers the third nun forward, the last nun is jumping up and down frantically, trying to gain St. Peter's attention. The nun cries, "I must be next St. Peter, I must be next!"

St. Peter says, "Sister, please wait your turn. The question will be the same for all."

"But St. Peter I must be allowed to go next", asks the fourth nun.

St. Peter then asks "The question is the same for all of you why must you go before this nun?"

Pointing to the third nun, the fourth nun replies, "There is no way in hell I am gargling in the same water that she is going to stick her ass in!"