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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. Top 21 things NOT to say to a cop A Sherrif stops a man for wearing no clothes! A policeman pulls over a man for speeding A man driving swerves to avoid hitting a box A local Policeman finishes his shift & finds... A man gets arrested & sent to jail A new prisoner is brought into cell 102 A shoplifter is caught red handed A handful of cop's n' robbers jokes New CIA agents Three prisoners are scheduled to be executed A burglar breaks into a house & hears voices Two guys were arrested for smoking drugs A burgalar breaks into a house at night A police officer pulls over a car Traffic is backed up & police are going car-to-car Two drug dealers get caught in a small town Two men are sentenced to die in electric chair A police officer was cruising the streets A prisoner waits for the day he gets out A police officer stops a speeding motorist "Benny the rod" member of the mob An escaped convict breaks into a house Things you should never say when stopped by the cops! Prison life V.S full time job The LAPD, FBI & CIA are given a test A polish cop is the first to arrive at the scene of accident A man gets arrested for having sex with a goat A man was driving home late one afternoon State Trooper pulls over a farmer A prisoner in jail received letter from his wife Prison VS being a housewife A group of gangsters decide to rob a bank A juggler was driving in his car & gets stopped by the police Australian police have uncovered a scam Bank robbers attempt to rob a bank A police car drops off an old man at his house A man speeding down the highway gets caught A police officer is working the streets Some officers are planning a party A rookie police officer went for a ride A gang of robbers break into a lawyer's club Two men are sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day A couple returns home & finds they have been robbed A policeman stops a biker Suicide watch on death row A man robs a corner store A man has a secret of stealing A man goes to the Police Station A policeman stops a drunk driver A man in jail does carpentry A man gets pulled over by a Policeman A man goes to the Police Station A robber goes into a convience store A rookie police officer goes for his first ride Police Quotes 101 easy ways to say NO! A Police Officer arrives home early from work Bubba gets shot & goes to a Police Station Advice to dumb criminals A man gets arrested
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