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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. Two men are boasting about their old army days An army Major visits his sick soldiers A General takes his dog for a walk A Private has to camouflage himself during training A Sergeant in the army has some bad news A soldier gets upset when his girl breaks it off There was a man who went to Vietnam in battle & lost his arm In the World War, the German's are looting the villages C.R.A.P A British General sends his troops off It's 5:00 a.m at the U.S Marine boot camp A General of the Army is visiting a Military Camp A soldier oversea's gets a letter from his girlfriend A newlywed sailor is stationed away from home A man's sister joins the army as a man Two military policeman are chasing draftee's fleeing the base A US peace corp manual for those that work in the Amazon jungle A transcript of radio conversation of a US Naval ship An American soldier is on duty in Sweden An Israli soldier wants a 3 day pass The Colonel's order Two veterans are having a conversation Chief of Staff is recruiting men in the air force A man accidently comes across a super secret air force base A General questions his GI's An army Stg. Major walks into a whorehouse A soldier tries to find a seat on a train A famous General dies... A U.S Army Colonel issues a directive A retried General runs into his former orderly A man is bragging about his sister joining the army A squad of American soldiers are in Iraq A senior drill instructor is looking for one of his recruits A Drill Sgt. is interviewed by a reporter A group of men are at the Pensacola Naval Station A woman army driver talks with a sergeant Civil suit over the Civil War A man in the army asks for a pass A retired sailor heads out to the docks A sailor goes to a cementary